Oh, they were as unmemorable as the one who uttered them. Easily forgotten.

[Doubtless he can hear the smile as they say it.]

Did you know, sir, that the infamous cargo ship, the S.S. El Faro, was caught in a dreadful tropical storm and sunk? And did you further know that the final transmissions ever recorded were, and I am quoting here...

[You might think they're bullshitting him. They're not.]

Rut roh.



Alas, that poor, pitiful child could not hope to leave such a legacy in their wake.