[Staring has always been considered 'rude,' but to be fair, Kurt's never encountered a sleeping skeleton before, no matter how peculiar Ingress travel's become.

He's reluctant to wake him; his curiosity will soon get the better of him, though.] What a bizarre list of things to sell.

[Then, just in case he isn't speaking loud enough for Sans to hear, he shuffles closer and raises his voice an octave when he asks:] Have you gotten many customers here? I'd guess [Remember what they say about 'assuming--'] you could. The foot traffic isn't something I've been keeping track of.