I wish. Have you seen this coat? [With his pocketed hand, Sans fans out the coat as if it were a set of wings. The fabric is still flecked red with something, along the frayed edges of a cut.] You don't wanna know the last time I washed this thing. People got plenty of people to judge, and I won't begrudge 'em.

I just wanna keep my revenue stream flowing, that's all. Got mouths to feed.