FIXER UPPER [The sloshing water comes up to the ankles of this new arrival. A new arrival the size of a small horse. If horses came in the shape of a purple, metallic dog with what look like wings coming out of its shoulders.]
[It's walking through the water like a cat would. Lifting a paw and shaking it out, before taking another, dainty step. This is most degrading.]
How unsanitary.
[... the dog just spoke. It spoke and its amber eyes lit up.]
AFRAID OF THE DARK [Are you a small, scared individual? Someone who may be hiding in a corner? Or otherwise moving through the dark with an air of uncertainty and/or fear? Someone will be here.]
[Someone who doesn't really show up in the dark until they speak.]
Don't be frightened. There is nothing here in the darkness.
[Except this giant, smooth-talking robot dog with flashing yellow eyes. Whoops.]
Shadowmaru | Brave Police: J-Decker
[The sloshing water comes up to the ankles of this new arrival. A new arrival the size of a small horse. If horses came in the shape of a purple, metallic dog with what look like wings coming out of its shoulders.]
[It's walking through the water like a cat would. Lifting a paw and shaking it out, before taking another, dainty step. This is most degrading.]
How unsanitary.
[... the dog just spoke. It spoke and its amber eyes lit up.]
AFRAID OF THE DARK
[Are you a small, scared individual? Someone who may be hiding in a corner? Or otherwise moving through the dark with an air of uncertainty and/or fear? Someone will be here.]
[Someone who doesn't really show up in the dark until they speak.]
Don't be frightened. There is nothing here in the darkness.
[Except this giant, smooth-talking robot dog with flashing yellow eyes. Whoops.]