Oh. (If depression had a face, it would be that of Eddie Kaspbrak being told there was no difference in his body from all that work he's been putting in. Destroy his fragile masculinity, why don't you.

His fragile everything, actually.)

Okay, I wasn't making a list of stuff I've had. Just stuff I know exists. Also my dad had cancer so I'm predisposed to having cancer too. Everyone knows that's how that works.