That's okay. [He doesn't have a clue how to get out of this maze, but he's not alone and largely unconcerned right now.] If I can't find my way out I can use the doodad to call my best bud, Eds. He's a total whiz at finding his way around. He'd make it through this whole maze with his eyes closed.

[He's not even exaggerating. Richie is entirely convinced that it would go down exactly like that. He moves to the side that Jughead indicates, but his entire focus is on everything but his surroundings.]

You got beat up so you could get a tattoo? [He sounds dubious.] By that logic I could have tattoos everywhere. Even on my eyelids.

I'm Richie, Richie Tozier. [He pops the collar of the jacket as he says it.] What's your name, Fonz?