MODEL NERDS UNITE

[squadgoals]

Hello, friends!

This is less of a player plot, and more like a... an offer? It goes like this:

DO YOU LIKE TINY MODEL SHIPS? So does Commander Shepard! In fact, all 17 of them are now aboard the Moira! Shepard only received the Normandy SR-2's tiny model, though.

Which means... the other 16 are scattered in other people's mailboxes! Would you like to be one of those people who receives a tiny ship? Sign up today!

That's it! Tiny ships!

Tiny model ships!

YEAH

[glados voice] hellooo

[knaval]

SUP FELLOW CREW MEMBERS i'm just here to slide up an ooc notice regarding tarn's trial! i meant to do this a while ago but come down with a nasty case of the "oh god when will i finally expire and leave this shit orb" brand of sickness SO I'M DOIN IT NOW

vote how you wish, but the long and short of it (as it says in the post) is that tarn is a big ol' bag of dicks and murdered riptide after the stupid shark ran his mouth. tarn also kicked luke, the monster

ANYWAY, if anyone has any questions about any part of this, be it canon questions, what actually happened or anything i'll be happy to answer them here or on plurk (jabbers). feel free to vote how you want! or not at all!! it's entirely up to you!!!

jabbers, out!