"The cats are about thiiis big, however," he says, hands held up about one bonsai cat apart. "Thor and Loki live in my drawers, but most of them are free-range garden cats."

Yes, he named a cat after himself, shhh. He named a dog after his brother once, a cat is a step up.

He does eventually move away from the wall, however. Opening the airlock door, he pulls a marker pen out of his pocket, drawing a pair oflines between the frame, writing a few symbols between them, studying them for a second before he mutters a word, making them flare green.

"Make sure not to step over the line, but if you tip the bag inside the room, there'll be nothing coming out. Trust me."