My wife? ( he says, voice squeaking slightly at the end of the word. it's not like he didn't think this was coming, but he'd hoped to avoid it for as long as possible. a foolish hope when confronted with his mother, maybe. ) I'm not married. And I have no plans to be in the near future.
( or distant future, actually. but he feels like he should break that to his mother gently. )
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( or distant future, actually. but he feels like he should break that to his mother gently. )