Sssooo... you can go and try to fight him? I mean... no? I'm not gonna do that? He's-- no.

[he can tell he is about to get stabbed or shot or screamed at. maybe all 3. he even stands up to his full height again to avoid her going for his beautiful face.]

You know what he'll do? He'll just wait until you tire yourself out, not even moving or being scratched then lecture you. I've seen it happen. Whatever you're thinking, it's not going to be satisfying.