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Sans ([personal profile] skelepun) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_ooc 2016-05-31 03:07 am (UTC)

Sans

Who is this character? Sans, a monster from the video game Undertale
Tell us something about them. Sans is a walking, talking skeleton. He's got no skin/organs/any of that extra weight you guys like to carry around. His body is composed of pure magic and dust -- in about the same ratio of water to everything else in humans. He's very, very lazy -- well, not really, but details.

He's a man of many very vague words, and he can talk a whole lot without saying much. Vague is the name of his game, especially when he can change the subject and divert attention from anything actually important (not to mention anything about who he is as a person). He's got a wise guy streak and loves a good (read: terrible) joke. He's got a few settings, most notably 'friendly' and 'passive aggressively friendly.' The guy sort of can't do anything but smile, so even when he's mad atcha he'll still spare a grin your way.

How long have they been on the Moira? Since January, so come June it'll be five months exactly!

What have they been doing? Sans is a janitor on the ship, and he likes to get into everything as long as it isn't actually doing his job. He tends to leave the garbage he collects from the Ingress just about everywhere. The airlock, the mess hall, your room. He kind of doesn't need a pass code or key to get in. He has a shortcut. Don't ask. Sorry about the trash under your bed (please tell me if you want garbage under your bed).

Other than that, Sans keeps busy by... semi-stalking half the ship? He gets bored and it's fun to passively people watch. Especially the ones he either likes a whole lot or doesn't trust in the least. Sometimes they even overlap, which cuts down his work, and that's his favorite thing in the world lemme tell you.

He recently got a time machine from home last month, only it's busted right to hell. He's got the plans needed to fix it, but they're all in a weird language and also he's not the best engineer? So he's gonna need some help there.

Other than that, it's mostly reading to his little brother at night and tending to all his weird wards he's collected. Sans is everyone's weird uncle/weird dad. It's just how it is.

What do they think of the captains? Actually, he recently upgraded his "don't really care, but don't really trust" status to "they're alright, they just seem kind of out of their depth."

Have they figured out a plan of action? "Plan of action" aren't really words Sans would ever use in that order. He keeps his ear to the ground and watches everyone else to overhear their plans of action.

Got plans for the next month? JUMANJI is happening, which should be a nightmare for everyone to get in on. And late in this month, Sans will be dying at the hand of yet another small child. The Girl is sort of terrified of him (skeleton man, you know how it is) and will be shooting him... because, well. Monster.

So if you're into species tensions and conflict, look out for that! Otherwise, I'm kinda open.

What about plans over all? Long term plans, as always, include stuff like getting Sans some better goddamn coping mechanisms, science stuff, and finding a way off the ship. Sans has no home to go to and from here on out, he's going to be looking for a planet to settle down on for good (this won't work, but he doesn't know that).
Specific CR?
➤ Science buddies!
➤ Drinking buddies (just don't call him out on his mild alcoholism...or do)
➤ More people for him to unofficially adopt. I don't know how it keeps happening, but I'm not fighting it anymore.
➤ Teaching magic to humans...?? It would have to be the right human 'cuz he has some Trust Issues there, but it's something that normal humans in his canon can learn so!
➤ Negative CR, positive CR, I'm honestly up for literally anything. If nothing here grabs you, poke me and I'll come up with something special for us to do!

Anything else?

spooky scary skeletons comin' atcha face

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