IC CONFESSIONS ⚜ SUBMISSIONS ⚜ PART TWO OF TWO

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Comments

[otiosity]

Please tell me you're joking.

[liberaltus]

I never joke about sex or lack thereof.

[otiosity]

Well, I don't know what to say. All options are probably going to break your precious little Tevinter heart.

[liberaltus]

My heart is already broken into little black pieces. I suppose the only thing to do now is to find you a...man? Woman?

[otiosity]

Either one as long as they're good. Foreplay not optional, I'm old fashioned that way.

Damn my connection

[liberaltus]

Let us get on it immediately, we shall put out a personals for you. Must like drinking and dogs, yes?

Nooooo

[otiosity]

And snappy one-liners.

Do you think I should be upfront with the mage thing?

Gaaaah

[liberaltus]

Let us not forget that, an appreciation for one-liners is essential!

Oh, absolutely, it's not as stigmatized as it is on Thedas. I'm fact I find most people are fascinated by the magic thing.

/reaches for across the abyss

[otiosity]

I agree. Throwing in a little bit of lightning magic when things get dull is always a winner. I ought to be able to advertise it.

/tries not to look down

[liberaltus]

You use that trick too? Going easy on the ice, I find produces interesting results as well.

:)

[otiosity]

Oh, yes ice is a classic for getting things nice and hard before it gets hot and heavy. We should write a book about mage sex tips. I bet it would sell in Tevinter.

...Or do you already have those?

[liberaltus]

In the North? Yes, we have such literature, we've an open mind to such things. Educating the South might create widespread acceptance, however, so I say it's worth a shot if it bridges the gap.

It wouldn't hurt to write something for the ship too.

[otiosity]

Yes, Dorian, let's write something about all this. The future of sex for mages on the Moira is in our hands.

[liberaltus]

So how should we go about providing visual aids for this book?

[otiosity]

Nate can draw.

[liberaltus]

Nate can draw, you can model, I can write? That seems appropriate, yes?

[otiosity]

So humble, Dorian.

Don't you think you ought to be our beautiful, chiseled model?

[liberaltus]

Stunning as I am, one of us needs to put in the written work.

[otiosity]

I've spent enough time with Varric that I ought to have developed some impressive writing skills.

But I'm also incredibly attractive. Tough choices.

[liberaltus]

Did he ever put an emphasis on the hard work involved?

[otiosity]

Harder than fighting a raging qunari?

I think not!

[sketchycharacter]

I'm not drawing porn for you!

[otiosity]

It's not porn, it's education.

[liberaltus]

And Hawke has already vowed to do her part.

[sketchycharacter]

Still no!