Nice. He can creep around all smokily and not have to be naked.

He is so going to make it to the big game. What kind of reward does the championship give out? If they encourage the violence and everything, I'm guessing they might not discourage anything that could be considered 'cheating,' so maybe his newfound abilty might get him out of a tight, potentially murderous spot.

They can make a movie about it, in the future, and everyone will cry.