[OH GOD ITS TRYING TO GET IN. IT'S TRYING TO GET IN AND KILL THEM ALL AND IT'S SNEERING ABOUT IT!!!]
[Okay. Okay, Darin. You've dealt with large monsters before. You can do this. If it gets in, you'll have to fight it.]
[But what about all of the other people on board?? He'd have to draw this thing's attention. Really rile it up and get it to focus on him...]
[Darin steps forward, face locked in determination. Whatever this thing was, he wasn't going to let it hurt anyone on board.]
[As he gets up to the glass, he about-faces so his back is to Riptide. A few seconds later, Darin has unfastened his belt and dropped his pants so his bare ass is right in Riptide's face.]
[If there was ever a more universal sign for 'Come and get me you giant bastard' he doesn't know what it is. But he sure hopes his heroic gesture pays off.]
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[Okay. Okay, Darin. You've dealt with large monsters before. You can do this. If it gets in, you'll have to fight it.]
[But what about all of the other people on board?? He'd have to draw this thing's attention. Really rile it up and get it to focus on him...]
[Darin steps forward, face locked in determination. Whatever this thing was, he wasn't going to let it hurt anyone on board.]
[As he gets up to the glass, he about-faces so his back is to Riptide. A few seconds later, Darin has unfastened his belt and dropped his pants so his bare ass is right in Riptide's face.]
[If there was ever a more universal sign for 'Come and get me you giant bastard' he doesn't know what it is. But he sure hopes his heroic gesture pays off.]