See, there's a lot of things wrong with that sentence, so I'm going to approach them in the exact order of importance as it pertains to me.
First off, you're not leaving me all alone in Sector Scary because, and I can't stress this part enough, I don't remember how to get out. And it would also be a gigantic dick move.
But that's a given.
Secondly! Stealing is bad and also a dick move. I thought that should go without saying as well but here we are.
Thirdly! Name's Darin. Not 'Darling.' I don't want people getting the wrong idea about us.
Aaaaaand fourthly? I am going to revisit point one again. That's how important point one is.
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[Not so fast, Aurelia. He's following you.]
See, there's a lot of things wrong with that sentence, so I'm going to approach them in the exact order of importance as it pertains to me.
First off, you're not leaving me all alone in Sector Scary because, and I can't stress this part enough, I don't remember how to get out. And it would also be a gigantic dick move.
But that's a given.
Secondly! Stealing is bad and also a dick move. I thought that should go without saying as well but here we are.
Thirdly! Name's Darin. Not 'Darling.' I don't want people getting the wrong idea about us.
Aaaaaand fourthly? I am going to revisit point one again. That's how important point one is.