What's being a rocket scie- ugh whatever. You don't actually know.

[She groans, shakes her head with mild disgust.]

Don't think even an AI would be this dumb. This is people kinda stupid, not robot stupid. I'm thinkin' it's the captains settin' it all up but nobody wants to hear it. They gettin' a bunch of free labor and souls to toy with outta that thing stealin' people. Makes them more likely to be the culprit than just a machine.