[The look Varric gave the human in front of him was one of incredulity. He was used to people talking to him like they knew him. His name was emblazoned across some of the most popular books in Thedas, after all. Not to mention his dashing good looks, or the fact that he was sort of a hero twice-over.]
[But this guy... He certainly looked familiar. Something about the eyes. And the hair. And...]
[Varric peered around his legs, meeting the eyes of the hulking beast behind him. He'd know that blighted thing anywhere. It had saved his ass more times than he cared to count.]
Andraste's tits, is that you Hawke?
[He'd been warned about some weird shit happening to people coming through the portal that he had only just stepped out of. Hell, he was experiencing it himself, if the crossbow grafted to his skin was anything to go off of. But this was the first he'd heard of it really messing with genetics and sex.]
;)
[But this guy... He certainly looked familiar. Something about the eyes. And the hair. And...]
[Varric peered around his legs, meeting the eyes of the hulking beast behind him. He'd know that blighted thing anywhere. It had saved his ass more times than he cared to count.]
Andraste's tits, is that you Hawke?
[He'd been warned about some weird shit happening to people coming through the portal that he had only just stepped out of. Hell, he was experiencing it himself, if the crossbow grafted to his skin was anything to go off of. But this was the first he'd heard of it really messing with genetics and sex.]