[ there's a severe-looking middle aged man with a face like an especially poor tempered hawk's, striding about in a velvety red coat. built like a 6' stick, could be intimidating, sounds Scottish as hell.
he looks entirely human (unless you can detect nonhumany-ness below the surface, in which case he's 100% not), save for the stony, dark grey coating over patches of his visible skin. on his hands and neck and a little bit of his face. but don't worry, it's only chalkboard. not dangerous, just kind of gross.
could be worse, probably. at least chalkboards are useful. ]
An abduction, fine, sure, why not. Must be Tuesday. Except your teleporter's developed a bit of a fault. [ point to: skin
he sounds pissy. that's not the important thing, however. this is the important thing, which he is loudly addressing to no one in particular: ]
Tell me, has anyone seen a blue box? A big, blue box, made of wood. [ makes a big (and presumably blue) box gesture with his arms. ] It says "police" on it; you know if it you've seen it. And if you have the slightest interest in getting off this stupid rock, I'll need it.
☄ introductions aren’t awkward
[ once that search has proven fruitless, he'll just accost random people he passes. ]
There aren't any short, belligerent potato men with big guns marching around here or anything, are there?
[ other introductory questions you can pick from include: whose idiot idea was all this? could they not have crashed on a more interesting planet? do the abductees all have anything in common? ]
☄ dealer's choice
[ otherwise he can be found scrabbling around the rocks, pointing some uh... buzzy thing at the environment, or writing seeming nonsense on himself with chalk. ]
the (twelfth) doctor | doctor what
[ there's a severe-looking middle aged man with a face like an especially poor tempered hawk's, striding about in a velvety red coat. built like a 6' stick, could be intimidating, sounds Scottish as hell.
he looks entirely human (unless you can detect nonhumany-ness below the surface, in which case he's 100% not), save for the stony, dark grey coating over patches of his visible skin. on his hands and neck and a little bit of his face. but don't worry, it's only chalkboard. not dangerous, just kind of gross.
could be worse, probably. at least chalkboards are useful. ]
An abduction, fine, sure, why not. Must be Tuesday. Except your teleporter's developed a bit of a fault. [ point to: skin
he sounds pissy. that's not the important thing, however. this is the important thing, which he is loudly addressing to no one in particular: ]
Tell me, has anyone seen a blue box? A big, blue box, made of wood. [ makes a big (and presumably blue) box gesture with his arms. ] It says "police" on it; you know if it you've seen it. And if you have the slightest interest in getting off this stupid rock, I'll need it.
☄ introductions aren’t awkward
[ once that search has proven fruitless, he'll just accost random people he passes. ]
There aren't any short, belligerent potato men with big guns marching around here or anything, are there?
[ other introductory questions you can pick from include: whose idiot idea was all this? could they not have crashed on a more interesting planet? do the abductees all have anything in common? ]
☄ dealer's choice
[ otherwise he can be found scrabbling around the rocks, pointing some uh... buzzy thing at the environment, or writing seeming nonsense on himself with chalk. ]