Okay one: I'm married, two: I don't care about your dick, because the regular Hawke and I have such negative sexual chemistry it causes other people to randomly start fucking.
[He hasn't actually seen it, but he's sure it's happened. It would actually explain Tex and L.]
God, and I joked about her getting a duplicate. I jinxed it. Tony's going to kill me.
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Okay one: I'm married, two: I don't care about your dick, because the regular Hawke and I have such negative sexual chemistry it causes other people to randomly start fucking.
[He hasn't actually seen it, but he's sure it's happened. It would actually explain Tex and L.]
God, and I joked about her getting a duplicate. I jinxed it. Tony's going to kill me.