Or maybe our combined unluckiness will cancel each other out and we'll finally have the opportunity to embark on normal lives, like normal, average people with normal, average luck!

[Check out this optimist over here, wow. Also hello Kitty, please enjoy head pats and ear scratches!]

...Or not. I was in the middle of an unplanned holiday in the middle of a little village called Astor before being pulled here, and I may or may not be mostly responsible for drinking it dry. If you've already done the same here, then...that sounds just about right, honestly.

[Sigh. Sigh!!!]