[Varric stands as the human does, brushing himself off more out of habit than out of any actual fear there's anything on his coat - and then he pauses in the motion, staring up in mock-amazement.]
Short? Me? Andraste's ass, why didn't anyone tell me sooner? There was me thinking all you humans were just too blighted tall for your own good.
[He has no idea what an Italian is, but just for good measure:] I think the technical term is dwarf, serah.
[Anyway, there's a perfectly good door over there, so Varric's just going to saunter his way over to it and... Of course it's locked. Why should his day get any better? And of course there isn't a keyhole.
Technology can kiss his hairy ass. He turns, clapping his hands together.]
Right, let's start tearing the room apart. Maybe we'll find something. Or maybe the lady of the house has have a swooning fit and someone comes rushing in to stop us.
niko u little shit
Short? Me? Andraste's ass, why didn't anyone tell me sooner? There was me thinking all you humans were just too blighted tall for your own good.
[He has no idea what an Italian is, but just for good measure:] I think the technical term is dwarf, serah.
[Anyway, there's a perfectly good door over there, so Varric's just going to saunter his way over to it and... Of course it's locked. Why should his day get any better? And of course there isn't a keyhole.
Technology can kiss his hairy ass. He turns, clapping his hands together.]
Right, let's start tearing the room apart. Maybe we'll find something. Or maybe the lady of the house has have a swooning fit and someone comes rushing in to stop us.