Yeah, sure, and at least we're not—I dunno, currently on fire yet either. [The dramatic roll of her eyes that follows is what all terrible sitcom teenage girl characters aspire towards. "Yet" is important; the threat of immolation has been a pretty prominent theme in previous kidnappings. It may as well continue.] Just because it could be worse doesn't mean it doesn't still suck. Getting all buddy-buddy's not helping anything, either.

[That's probably untrue to at least some degree, but she just is not having this right now.]