+1 angst assassin

[eruit]

art from over here because it was the most perfect thing for this situation

Hello everyone! I'm Rachel and I'm bringing in Hanzo Shimada from the game Overwatch! For anyone that isn't familiar with him, he's an assassin that used to be the head of what was basically a yakuza empire in Japan until he accidentally murdered his brother. Then he decided maybe he didn't want to be the head of an empire anymore. He's a bit of a grump but he has a heart deep down and he's doing his best, okay!!

I'm reachable over at aziraphale and as zaveid#2878 on discord! I look forward to playing with you all c:

Comments

[polyphobic]

......... who let you in

[eruit]

hanzo's fine abs

[polyphobic]

yeah i got nothing
them fine

[eruit]

flexes

[polyphobic]

hello

[eruit]

flexes but with angst

[sleepdarts]

down boy

[eruit]

sorry ms amari

[sleepdarts]

yes, good. come have some tea

[eruit]

yes ma'am

[sleepdarts]

best alien tea you can get

[cockade]

I see the tiddy

C:

[eruit]

this is how you make friends

tiddies C:

[shadowblends]

you made it!! ♥

[eruit]

I AM HERE!!! c:

[shadowblends]

i am very much excite yes :'D

[cadeuces]

hanzo please you gotta be chill!!!

HI RACHEL IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU I still have your tdm thread bookmarked but my inbox has consistently been like 40 deep and I've been crying, but I'm so glad you apped!! I'm Jamie and I bet you can't even begin to guess who I play









it's soldier 76 (it's not)

would it be all right if I added you on plurk? c:

[eruit]

who needs to be chill?? what is "chill"??

THAT'S OKAY I UNDERSTAND!!!! but i think you definitely play... .. ... junkrat, the icon is an illusion.....

OF COURSE YOU CAN GO FOR IT C:

[cadeuces]

that thing you do when you aren't flyin off the handle murderin siblings, near as I reckon

UGH YOU WERE SO CLOSE it is actually I, genji, your brother!!! you've fallen for my... googles naruto shit... bunshin no jutsu?? sure

YESSSS I DID IT

[eruit]

that sounds fake but okay

ALAS, FOILED AGAIN by my brother and his need for forgiveness....

[cadeuces]

u gotta........ believe it

♥

[survivra]

new phone who dis

[eruit]

angst machine 4000

[flashbanging]

howdy c:

[eruit]

hello hello c:

[flashbanging]

i'm sure these two will get on famously

[eruit]

there will be no problems whatsoever... have some sake, mccreee...

[mylawn]

excuse me mr shimada someone seems to have stolen half of your shirt

[eruit]

excuse me but this is my aesthetic mr soldier

[mylawn]

I like to think that back in the day OW had a dossier on Hanzo from the whole Genji murder incident and the first time Jack looked at it he just made this face: ????????????

Also I'm adding you on plurk I hope that's cool

[mylawn]

OR I WOULD IF I COULD FIND YOUR FRIEND BUTTON....help computer....

[eruit]

THEY ABSOLUTELY DID don't judge him, jack, he's hipster now

IT'S AT THE TOP WHERE MY NAME IS ON THE TOP BAR there's a little person icon and you click that and can add friends through that

[soldiergenes]

welcome to the game, rachel!!

i'm court and i play solid snake from the metal gear solid series here, but i also have an overwatch problem and keep threading with this lovely cast, so it's possible these two will run into each other at one point or another.

either way, i'll be excited to see hanzo around! congrats on getting in and i hope you enjoy the game.

[eruit]

thank you!!!

I LOOK FORWARD TO THE CR honestly having an overwatch problem is... something i can relate to... i don't even main hanzo and here i am...

[soldiergenes]

now i have to ask who you main...........

[eruit]

zenyatta and dva......... also mercy...... and zarya.......

[soldiergenes]

GOOD TASTE TBH... i play a lot of dva and mercy too 8)

[eruit]

I JUST LOVE THE HEALS AND THE PAYLOAD why the hell do i play hanzo

[soldiergenes]

we cannot always control who calls to us.....

[eruit]

i'm being drawn to the dark side..............

[frostedplum]

"accidentally" murdered.

Son. Son.

Anyway, hi, I'm Megan and I play Mei. Welcome to the game!

[eruit]

sometimes you trip and accidentally stab your brother a little bit, it happens.....

BUT Thank you!! I look forward to seeing her around!!

[gainedlove]

sir your tiddy seems to be falling out

hello i'm casey and this kiddo has been getting up in the business of like half the cast here, looking forward to seeing you around!!

[wallride]

WHO'S THIS POKEMON?????

gosh i'm pumped to thread with hanzo!!! lúcio will wear him down with friendship. or passive aggressively make wub wub remixes of all his favourite songs. LET'S SEE WHERE IT GOES

[eruit]

i was going to make an angstmon joke but that's digimon :(

I AM PUMPED TOO I LOVE LÚCIO SO MUCH!!! please wub wub remix the pokemon anime theme and hanzo will lay on his floor and relax