i. fixer upper The term 'cosmic joke' is too much right now.
[He's sloshing around in the water, trying to ignore the freezing cold water covering him and his sleepwear. Adam curses harshly under his breath while getting closer to the shower stall wall where the trouble seems to be.
Black metal fingers dig into the wall and tear a section open, and he gets a face full of the water. His "fuck me!" can be heard all the way down the hall.]
ii. jeepers creepers [It's not running away, is a strategic retreat, thank you very much. Adam is good at these. He runs in near silence down the claustrophobic hallway until he rounds a corner and there he stops, a grimace on his face, and his metal hands balling into fists. Whatever's coming, he's going to be ready.
Unfortunately it's you that's coming and not some horrible monster (unless you are a horrible monster). Fortunately, Adam merely hunkers down until you're passing and then he pounces. The fortunate part of this is that he doesn't have any weapons out, yet.]
Adam Jensen | Deus Ex: Human Revolution
The term 'cosmic joke' is too much right now.
[He's sloshing around in the water, trying to ignore the freezing cold water covering him and his sleepwear. Adam curses harshly under his breath while getting closer to the shower stall wall where the trouble seems to be.
Black metal fingers dig into the wall and tear a section open, and he gets a face full of the water. His "fuck me!" can be heard all the way down the hall.]
ii. jeepers creepers
[It's not running away, is a strategic retreat, thank you very much. Adam is good at these. He runs in near silence down the claustrophobic hallway until he rounds a corner and there he stops, a grimace on his face, and his metal hands balling into fists. Whatever's coming, he's going to be ready.
Unfortunately it's you that's coming and not some horrible monster (unless you are a horrible monster). Fortunately, Adam merely hunkers down until you're passing and then he pounces. The fortunate part of this is that he doesn't have any weapons out, yet.]
iii. wildcard
(give me your wooooorsst)