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ABOARD THE MOIRA

Whether adjusting to space travel has been difficult or not, there is always something to be done. From working to leisure, the Moira offers a multitude of opportunities to get to know your crewmates a bit better. Exploration of the ship is highly encouraged, but as another planet grows closer to being docked, things start to get a little hectic. You'll notice a slight change in the artificial gravity as the Moira is pulled into a gravitational field; however, more noticeable changes can be found in the overall morale as you prepare to descend.

☄ on your own

There are plenty of other communal areas on the ship to explore! Pick a place, and see where it takes you. ( These scenarios can be used as in-game canon. )

C R O M I A

While exhibits or museums exist to commemorate people or objects, planets like this are designed as a memoriam for certain eras across the universe. Welcome to Cromia—a one-of-a-kind place set in medieval times. Sort of. Most technology on Cromia isn’t particularly advanced, and the fashion leaves little to be desired. However, one thing is very noticeable about this planet once you decide to explore: there are no organic people anywhere to be found. Cromia is inhabited by a race of intelligent, humanoid robots who tend to and care for the environment as well as live peacefully with one another. Yet, some have been programmed to show a certain disdain for those who are, in some way, living, and their hostility ranges between hurling insults and vegetables to reporting trespassers to the authorities. Besides that, all seems well and prosperous on Cromia.

☄ the emperor’s new servos
The Royal Family of Cromia has extended an invitation to join them for festivities, food, and drink beginning when the first sun sets. This night is a way to relax and perhaps romance that special someone in your life with a little song and dance. For those who sample certain drinks, they might find themselves doing just that without being able to help themselves. Or perhaps that delicious wine you've heard so much about is actually a very oily concoction meant for the robots of Cromia. For others, a little cheese or venison might instill the need for fisticuffs. Could the desserts hold the same sort of enchantment? Do you dare to find out?

☄ catch-a-riiiide
The fastest way to get around is via carriage in the city, and each city is pulled by a large insectoid cyborg. Their handlers assure you they’re quite tame, especially since their silly organic minds have been implanted with a control chip. They’ll take you to whatever destination you program in without a hiccup! What could go wrong? Except on the way, that ever-so-important control chip happens to malfunction. Your once docile bug-stallion is now running amok down the streets. Do you jump out before you meet a sticky end? Or do you take control and force it to stop? Either way, you aren’t likely to be getting your deposit back from this.

☄ taste the rainbow
Archery. Bugback riding. Jousting. These are the typical leisure activities suiting the time period you now find yourself in, which is what you might assume when you see the banners denoting a competition. Anyone can enter. Anyone can win the prizes. When you ask what sport you’ll have to play, they just say one word: skittles. Similar to bowling, this sport is played on a long, flattened field, and the point of it is to use the wooden ball to knock over the "skittles" that are set up in increasingly complex patterns for each round. These skittles are also made of wood, exactly ten feet high each, and the balls used vary from the size of a golf ball to a canon ball (dealer’s choice on ball size). People are usually split into teams, but for the sake of the competition, everyone plays alone. Whoever gets the most points moves forward in the competition, and hope that there are no accidents mid-throw!

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Yeah, that seems to be working out really well for you.

[Smirk fight who will be victorious??? The universe cannot handle the sassfest.]

Possibly, but I've got two missiles. [He helpfully points out his shoulder missiles JUST IN CASE other Starscream missed them somehow.] It's not much, but if you try anything weird, you'll be eating one. One even has your name on it, it says "fake Starscream".

[The universe might explode from all the sass and ego.]

I'm not the one wearing Thrust's color scheme. All you need is the stupid cone shaped head and you'd fit right in.

[How dare he be called a fake. He is 100 times prettier than this other Starscream (in his own mind).]

And by the way, I have missiles too. More than two though.

[Would anyone really miss it though, I mean let's be honest.]

Have we stooped to taking jabs at each others appearance? I would hope you'd be able to do better than that, buddy.

[Pretty Contest is go, but first more sassing.]

Am I supposed to be impressed?

You're the one who started it by calling me a fake. I'm merely pointing out that I'm not the one trying to be someone else.

[He does not care if his alternate is impressed or not, but he does really really want to smash his face in with something large and heavy.]

Changing up your color scheme hardly equates to trying to be someone else.

[starscream thats so rude wanting to hit starscream (he'd deserve it probably)]

So then tell me --why'd you do it?

[They both deserve it]

Well, look. You see how you've got a lot of white going on there? Every single little fleck of dirt or whatever is going to stand out like a beacon against it. Scratches and dents are even worse. It just looks awful, especially on camera. When you spend as much time in the public eye as I do, you really need to look your best. The red's a lot easier to manage since I don't always have a lot of time to fuss with my paint before I have to meet with delegates or give interviews.

[that's the long version, anyway. The short version is he wants to feel pretty.]

I suppose if you're lacking in personality you would have to make up for it in other ways.

[Did he just say his alternate doesn't have a charismatic personality? You bet.]

[Ooooh goodness Starscream can't even be offended. Watch now as he laughs there he goes.]

It's almost adorable how wrong you are! My looks aren't what got me elected, you know. Where has your personality gotten you?

[And this Starscream isn't even offended at the laughing.]

Now see, that's the difference between you and I. I'm not going to spend my time changing or dressing up my act for approval. I don't care what anyone thinks. You can hide who you really are but all it takes is one slipup and your world will come crashing down.

[Well that was kind of creepily insightful huh.]

Well it's a good thing I'm not going to be slipping up, isn't it.

I'm sure everyone else idling at the top has said that very same thing.

[He may act like an idiot a lot but knows things too!]

[WOW ITS AMAZING]

That happens to people who let their guard down. Just because I'm at the top doesn't mean I can afford to get lazy.

Well, actually it'll just take one person to decide your rule isn't living up to what you said it'd be and start some sort of revolution. I'm guessing you probably know how that sort of story goes.

Of course I do, and if it should ever come to that, I'll be prepared for it. I'm not going to let history repeat itself.

Just remember there'll always somebody who'll show back up when you least expect it.

My contingency plans have their own contingency plans, should something like that ever happen.

[A scoff. Starscream folds his arms across his chest looking at his alternate.]

There's a certain irony in me saying this, but: just how do you keep that head of yours attached with all that hot air that seems to be escaping?

I have every reason to be confident in myself. Everything is coming along exactly as it should be.

...Aside from the whole me being here and not on Cybertron thing, that's putting a bit of a damper on my plans.

And what do you think is going on in your absence? Not worried about anyone jumping up to take over while you're away?

Oh, I'm sure Rattrap's already taken full advantage of the situation. There's no way he isn't going to ruin everything. But, I'm sure my ratings are going to skyrocket once I get back to Cybertron and fix the mess that's he's inevitably going to make. I can make this work for me.

Rattrap? No, don't tell me -- you have a minion who turns into some sort of rodent?

He doesn't have the most... well, useful alt mode ever, but we're well beyond judging people based simply on what they turn into. He's good at his job, that's all I care about.

Good at what? Scurrying around and carrying infectious diseases?

[that earns a chuckle. ooooh Rattrap you little vermin you.]

He has a few other uses, but sure, we'll go with that.

wow rude

Super rude

Ultra Rudenus

Rudemus Prime

shit you win

Of course I do I am amazing

D:<!!!!!

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>8U!!!

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riddle: what do you call starscream doing stunts

idk what?

Thrill Seeker. What to you call Starscream listening to Michael Jackson

......

A THRILLER SEEKER c'mon

SIGH

what do you call starscream playing quidditch bro just one more

am i going to hate myself for asking "what?"

SEEKER

.........

get it because harry potter

I'm just going to sigh at you

you love it