thisavrou_ooc | ( tdm 9 )

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ABOARD THE MOIRA

Whether adjusting to space travel has been difficult or not, there is always something to be done. From working to leisure, the Moira offers a multitude of opportunities to get to know your crewmates a bit better. Exploration of the ship is highly encouraged, but as another planet grows closer to being docked, things start to get a little hectic. You'll notice a slight change in the artificial gravity as the Moira is pulled into a gravitational field; however, more noticeable changes can be found in the overall morale as you prepare to descend.

☄ on your own

There are plenty of other communal areas on the ship to explore! Pick a place, and see where it takes you. ( These scenarios can be used as in-game canon. )

C R O M I A

While exhibits or museums exist to commemorate people or objects, planets like this are designed as a memoriam for certain eras across the universe. Welcome to Cromia—a one-of-a-kind place set in medieval times. Sort of. Most technology on Cromia isn’t particularly advanced, and the fashion leaves little to be desired. However, one thing is very noticeable about this planet once you decide to explore: there are no organic people anywhere to be found. Cromia is inhabited by a race of intelligent, humanoid robots who tend to and care for the environment as well as live peacefully with one another. Yet, some have been programmed to show a certain disdain for those who are, in some way, living, and their hostility ranges between hurling insults and vegetables to reporting trespassers to the authorities. Besides that, all seems well and prosperous on Cromia.

☄ the emperor’s new servos
The Royal Family of Cromia has extended an invitation to join them for festivities, food, and drink beginning when the first sun sets. This night is a way to relax and perhaps romance that special someone in your life with a little song and dance. For those who sample certain drinks, they might find themselves doing just that without being able to help themselves. Or perhaps that delicious wine you've heard so much about is actually a very oily concoction meant for the robots of Cromia. For others, a little cheese or venison might instill the need for fisticuffs. Could the desserts hold the same sort of enchantment? Do you dare to find out?

☄ catch-a-riiiide
The fastest way to get around is via carriage in the city, and each city is pulled by a large insectoid cyborg. Their handlers assure you they’re quite tame, especially since their silly organic minds have been implanted with a control chip. They’ll take you to whatever destination you program in without a hiccup! What could go wrong? Except on the way, that ever-so-important control chip happens to malfunction. Your once docile bug-stallion is now running amok down the streets. Do you jump out before you meet a sticky end? Or do you take control and force it to stop? Either way, you aren’t likely to be getting your deposit back from this.

☄ taste the rainbow
Archery. Bugback riding. Jousting. These are the typical leisure activities suiting the time period you now find yourself in, which is what you might assume when you see the banners denoting a competition. Anyone can enter. Anyone can win the prizes. When you ask what sport you’ll have to play, they just say one word: skittles. Similar to bowling, this sport is played on a long, flattened field, and the point of it is to use the wooden ball to knock over the "skittles" that are set up in increasingly complex patterns for each round. These skittles are also made of wood, exactly ten feet high each, and the balls used vary from the size of a golf ball to a canon ball (dealer’s choice on ball size). People are usually split into teams, but for the sake of the competition, everyone plays alone. Whoever gets the most points moves forward in the competition, and hope that there are no accidents mid-throw!

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[As fate would have it, Starscream had chosen that exact moment to turn around. He'd intended to go find something more interesting to stare at, or maybe go for a little fly, but what he did instead was meet a gross squishy vegetable with his face. He was stunned for a moment, like he somehow couldn't comprehend what the hell had even just happened, before reaching up and flicking the filthy organic matter off of his fabulous Starscream face. It might splatter onto someone below him but Y'know what don't stand under him you little assholes.

Luckily for all of the little critters around them, Starscream is quite a bit better at controlling his impulses than Murdercopter over here. He wants to just blast Whirl into a million tiny pieces, but he refrains. As hard as he can. It's so hard.]

You know, if you wanted to get my attention, there are better ways.

[ Whirl does not have the face to express how utterly delighted he is by this moment in his life. Everything's coming up whirlybird. In fact, Whirl is so surprised by that moment going as well as it could've possibly gone it takes him a moment to respond, standing there with a claw dripping (because unfortunately he was not able to pick it up in the first place without sort of half skewering the thing) and with his optic as wide as it would go.

Then, Whirl breaks into complete, utter, and total crackling laughter. It's a terribly ugly sound, half killed by static because you try laughing without a decent vocalizer slagheap, and it goes on probably longer than the people next to him would like. ]

You should see your FACE!

[ Using a claw he vaguely gestures in the direction of where his own would be, if he had one. ]

It's like 'look at me I'm Starscream I've never been attacked with a tomato before!'

[If he had hands, what he'd be doing would likely be referred to as jazz hands. Because he doesn't, it just looks like awkward claw shaking.

To be totally fair, he's unsure if it was a tomato. It just was brightly colored and squishy. Who knew. Not Whirl.]

[Starscream could reply with "at least I've got a face", but that would just be rude. So what he does instead is just nod in that "yup okay we're doing this" sort of way, and then lean over to pick up an entire veggie cart while Whirl is having his little happy dance. Anybody nearby who possesses a half functioning brain chooses now to beat a hasty retreat because boy howdy this can't end well.]

Hey, come here. I wanna show you something.

[And then he lobs the entire veggie cart at Whirl because if there's one thing in the universe that Starscream is good at, it's escalating the shit out of things.]

( tdm 9 )

never be sorry live your life without regrets

I am so glad because there is no part of me that regrets this

i am so pleased thank you for the gift of you