movies!!

[petridish]

Hello! If your character is looking for something new to watch in the lounge, cloney received a bunch of Blasto films which will be there from today. Blasto is basically giant jellyfish Dirty Harry IN SPACE! with "a lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle" who stars in the following family films:

Requiem for a Reaper!

Blasto: The Jellyfish Stings

Blasto Saves Christmas

Blasto 6: Partners in Crime (ten minute audio, text plot summary), in which Blasto is partnered with a by-the-book space anteater who states his badass emotions at the start of every sentence, and must investigate an ambassador

Blasto 7: Blasto Goes to War! (five minute making of video), which co-stars Commander Shepard herself (please feel free to recognize cloney or Shep) in a quest to stop giant synthetic squids from destroying the galaxy

(What happened to the fourth and fifth movies? We just don't know.)

Quotes include:

"This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions."

"This one has forgotten whether its heatsink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate?"

"Enkindle THIS."

Enjoy!

Comments

[cardboard_boss]

Snake will enjoy watching these ^-^

[petridish]

They are a lot of fun :D