Jumanji?? Yeah, you heard that right.

[skelepun]

Okay so, in the most recent mail call Sans got the exciting discovery of... this bad boy. With the specification that the game will work in Savrou exactly as it works in the movie.

SO.

THAT'S FUN.

Because there's no way in heck I'm gonna have freakin' Jumanji sit around collecting dust, I'd like to have it be a little player plot at the beginning of next month. Consider the set up: a group of people decide they're bored and want to blow off work.

What better way than play this weird board game I got in the mail? It'll be fun! It certainly won't be catastrophically terrible!

I'm asking for signups for who would like to be in the game itself. It will be five people, not including Sans, meaning six people in the game total! These participants will be selected via RNG, but don't worry if you don't get picked! I'm going to be simulating out the game in advance so we will not only know what cards are played (and what horrors unleashed) but also what happens to each character in the game. Y'know, in case someone turns into a monkey or gets stuck in the jungle.

I'll be writing a log with all that information surfaced through a variety of prompts and fun things for people both in the game and outside the game to screw around with. So get on in here if you want some stupid fun!

Comments

QUESTIONS

[skelepun]

This is going to be a fairly goofy and fast plot (albeit with real consequences and potential catastrophe), but if you have any questions I'm happy to help out!

[skelepun]

Sign up for your character to be in the game here! Five participants will be selected via RNG.

[gainedlove]

HELLO HI YES

[forwardmomentum]

YOOOOO`

YOU'RE IN!

[skelepun]

Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games

[mttbrandlegs]

YES HELLO THIS IS AWESOME.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

He wouldn't blow off work, but if he thinks it's a puzzle he won't be able to stay away.

[neveroutwrenched]

/KICKS DOWN THE DOOR

[allyisun]

PTERODACTYL SCREECH

[saveyourserpent]

wheeeee

[peridork]

COUNT THIS DORITO IN or if she can just spectate that's fine too

[slowyjoey]

I WOULD LIKE TO GET IN ON THIS!!

[sidecars]

[swaddledog]

HELLO YES

[pleasereset]

Yo

[deal]

YES PLEASE

[ryuuzaki]

What could go wrong?

[t65]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YOU'RE IN!

[skelepun]

Luke before you leap, nerd.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

YES PLEASE

[devilofohara]

Yes, I'd like to volunteer Robin!

[goodluckkobra]

OHHHH

[squadgoals]

Sounds goooood!

YOU'RE IN!

[skelepun]

Welcome to Jumanji, Shep!

[chipouttaluck]

Count me in!

[bosswald]

This is right up clara's alley

[prayed]

slides in here

[koselig]

Yes please!

YOU'RE IN!

[skelepun]

Board games are a leading cause of death, just fyi

[chaostic]

YES OKAY LET'S DO THIS~

[intherigging]

NOW THAT I'M OFFICIALLY BACK, HELLS YES

[atanycost]

Because board game shenanigans are just what Rick needs. Signing him up!

YOU'RE IN!

[skelepun]

Born to be wild, buddy!

[vaccinations]

I'll toss Ellie into this!

[ex_discomfort99]

submitting both alphys and fiora plz

[stompadour]

OK GOSH WHY NOT

dibs on headbutting a rhino if she doesn't get in tho

[skelepun]

Aaaand sign ups are closed! Thanks everyone!

[needsnoface]

BB is sadly going to be cat flailing due to a new body, but I am so down for him being collateral damage or a bewildered spectator to this horribleness.

[tearmeanewone]

The role of Innocent Cop Bystander Trying To Keep Things Sane and Together will be played by Elizabeth DeWitt.

Come plot with me fellow bystander bros. 83

[t65]

if luke doesn't get rng'd into the game, let's bystander. and even if he does, they could still definitely run into each other :Ia

[springlocking]

Charlie's just gonna watch this madness from the sidelines, so if anyone wants to be on the sidelines with her, that's fine and dandy.

That thing looks way too suspicious... :Ta

[that_cost]

Both Charlies side eyeing the game y/n?

[springlocking]

This sounds legit. Yes.