Well, maybe Hallucination Church would be less sarcastic. Geez, you try to offer some good advice, only to get this kind of thanks? Church officially earns his first sour look from Wash, who proceeds to huff an irritable breath.

"I'm not trying to make you feel welcome. I'm making sure you know what's important." Essentially: do not trust this place or really anyone at all. Crossing his arms over his chest, Wash's eyes narrow and his gaze remains firmly attached to Church. "But if you'd rather go into this trainwreck unprepared then please, be my guest. Just don't come crying to me when you wind up dead again."