"It's not a matter of being dramatic. It's being realistic." Not that Church is familiar with this, considering the sim soldiers do nothing but fool around and act like idiots. Being realistic is so far off their skill set, it's embarrassing. "This is a place you want to be ready for. You will die if you're not."

Okay, so maybe it's a little dramatic, but he's not even exaggerating anything. This is all completely honest, even if it's being spoken in a highly aggravated tone of voice. The Moira is a dark fucking place, so excuse him if he treats it as such.

"But if you think that's too dramatic, what do you want me to talk about? Sunshine and rainbows? Do you think that would be beneficial to the circumstances we're currently in?" It's not really a question. Don't answer that. This is just him being a painfully dryly sarcastic asshole. What do you expect from him, Church? To tell you how the food is or the water pressure in the showers? Honestly.