[The sudden, sweeping gesture and the expressive tone that goes with it are so surprising to the A.R.I.D that it takes a slight step back from the droid, clearly caught off-guard. It’s with a significant amount of incredulity that it listens to its myriad suggestions.]

I-- That’s-- None of those are my function, [the A.R.I.D nearly sputters. How hopelessly glitched must this droid be to think any of those are acceptable alternatives?

The droid’s attempts to reframe the suggestions are only slightly more welcome.]

I am already equipped with multiple means to incapacitate or eliminate those who threaten my pilot. I do not require additional subroutines to carry out this function.