[She looks weird. Why does she look weird. (It's because she's three years younger than him oh god she's tiny [tinier? we're getting into bracketception].) He decides he isn't ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
Dave is also not in his god tier jammies, so if the dual combination of being taller and his voice sounding kinda different weren't enough, he's picked up a shirt that reads "FLYNT FLO$$Y IS MY FAVORITE RAPPER". He has a juice box in one hand and a pocket-sized Etch A Sketch rife with in dicks in the other. The more things change, the more they stay the same.]
Oh, you know, just hanging out in space. [Is this an improvement over the void? Depends when you ask him.] Rife with like, murderous aliens and shit. It's a goddamn delight if you want to know the truth, you've been missing out. Jesus, did you shrink?
[So much for not processing the ramifications of this bullshit.]
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Dave is also not in his god tier jammies, so if the dual combination of being taller and his voice sounding kinda different weren't enough, he's picked up a shirt that reads "FLYNT FLO$$Y IS MY FAVORITE RAPPER". He has a juice box in one hand and a pocket-sized Etch A Sketch rife with in dicks in the other. The more things change, the more they stay the same.]
Oh, you know, just hanging out in space. [Is this an improvement over the void? Depends when you ask him.] Rife with like, murderous aliens and shit. It's a goddamn delight if you want to know the truth, you've been missing out. Jesus, did you shrink?
[So much for not processing the ramifications of this bullshit.]