[...no, really. What's he talking about? The AI carefully keeps his surprise from outputting, leaving the automated script to play back while he listens.]
<Domesticon industries is the galaxy's number one supplier of household servants. With droids in every major outlet and hundreds of recalibration depots an easy trip from home, we keep your life efficient, so you don't have to be.>
[If the cheerful customer service tones didn't make it obvious enough, the screen Wash is examining appears to be on and working. It's open to some kind of simplified command prompt, with the header "Domesticon recalibration depot #127: mainframe primary access panel. Do not utilize this terminal if you do not have override clearance." Further options can be found if he scrolls down.]
<Please return this terminal to an appropriate facility.>
no subject
[...no, really. What's he talking about? The AI carefully keeps his surprise from outputting, leaving the automated script to play back while he listens.]
<Domesticon industries is the galaxy's number one supplier of household servants. With droids in every major outlet and hundreds of recalibration depots an easy trip from home, we keep your life efficient, so you don't have to be.>
[If the cheerful customer service tones didn't make it obvious enough, the screen Wash is examining appears to be on and working. It's open to some kind of simplified command prompt, with the header "Domesticon recalibration depot #127: mainframe primary access panel. Do not utilize this terminal if you do not have override clearance." Further options can be found if he scrolls down.]
<Please return this terminal to an appropriate facility.>