[ Wow, how about Bones stopping assumptions that his weight is going to be up in the first place, huh? His weight is fine. His health is fine. He works out virtually every day, barring some universe-ending crisis, and he's perfectly capable of regulating his own eating habits. Most of the time. Some of it. Shut up, and stop frowning at him. ]

Stop calling me that. It was bad. It's still itchy. [ He'd pull up his sleeve to show him, but he knows his best friend too well. Bones will stop them from getting their coffee and espresso, respectively, and drag him back to medical to make sure he isn't going to have a violent reaction. It's a different universe, he's pretty sure violent reactions are definitely going to be in his future at some point, it's just a matter of time. ]

You can if you tweak them a little, but I'm still working on that and you had better not tell Spock I told you that. [ Jim perks up a little when he hears about the fact that they've got espresso, and knows exactly what he's getting before they even get there. ]

I haven't had a good triple espresso since the last time I went to Brewsky's.