MAN slams in here because I love Glenn, the light in everyone's dark terrible lives... someone save this poor guy from all these horrible things happening to him, tbh.

I have... one supersoldier here to offer, who is decidedly not a small child Glenn can adopt, BUT!!! if he needs help, here's one guy who can bail him out of sticky situations and won't ask a lot of questions aside from "are you ok" and "doesn't it suck when life is shit"

maybe Venom can give Glenn pointers on how to be a dad, i'm so monumentally unhelpful BUT i definitely just want to tag you!! and thank you for glenn, what a blessing