Yeah. Tell me about it. [It can be even more of a struggle when one has a demonstrated habit of greeting bathroom mirrors with their fist.

(He and his landlord have a rocky relationship.)]

Gotta say, kind of sounds like you're speaking from experience. Ever had anything... You know, go wrong?

[Most people have a story of themselves trying to cut their own hair when they were a kid, Mom losing her mind, et cetera. Adding magic to that seems like a recipe for trouble.]