+1 Shitlord

[obumbravit]

Hello Savrou!

This is Sami and I'm bringing in Kylo Ren from Star Wars! 
He's going to be pretty grumpy since he's from a little bit after Rey kicked his ass, and will be filling the role of your friendly every day trash man. Please make his life hellish. He'd love that. ;P My plurk is Uccellino and my AIM is Seppukumon, if you'd like to plot or just chat. 
I'm looking forward to playing with you all! 

Comments

[ex_forcechoke292]

/GENTLY SHOVES INTO THE TRASH COMPACTOR

It's like his job is a metaphor. BECAUSE HE'S GARBAGE.

I'm kidding, really. ♥ Anakin is...going to be not superbly thrilled, what with the tense on-and-off-again relationship he had with the last Kylo. Good luck getting into his good graces, Benjamin.

It'll take some work to get him to get over the massive side-eye.

(Loki, on the other hand, could go either way, and I really want to see what happens, haha.)

[obumbravit]

GRANDFATHER WHY U NO LIKE ME??? Look if you didnt have all those distractions you could really reach your true potential DARTH VADER MY LORD!!!! He'll just have to do something about that.

Also Loki may be too jokey for him to find as a good comrade but please please please harass prince emo.

[ex_forcechoke292]

IDK BEN LOOK AT YOURSELF THEN BACK TO ME THEN BACK TO YOURSELF. SADLY, YOU'RE NOT ME, BUT-- God, please give me all the drama pls plsplsplspls.

And IDK I take Loki from the latest I can in canon, he's not exceptionally jokey anymore; they might be almost...scarily similar (and probably too much so to get along, which is WHY I WANT IT). I don't want to push it anywhere, just see where it goes :)

[ventifact]

fuckin hell man


also hello!! i'm iola i believe we met on plurk i am super excited for these trash children to wrestle

[obumbravit]

Me too!!!!! Rey beware he's a creep and half wants revenge half wants to prove himself the best by SEDUCING TO THE DARK SIDE you piece of scavenger garbage!!!!

So much hate. <3

[ventifact]

I DARE U TO TRY AND SEDUCE HER
did you have intro plans already or would you perhaps like to do a log or something?

[seeingscarlet]

Hi Sami! I'm Callie and I play this weirdo who totally does not look like a sith at all, nope. I look forward to opening this can of worms!

[obumbravit]

There are so many goodies and now they're impersonating his heros w h a t t h e h e l l

[grandpaladin]

HELLO

I'm Red and I play this battle grandpa, a teenage robot shitlord and a sad space dad. Sideswipe from Transformers and Shiro from Voltron, respectively

at least one of these guys is probably going to bug kyle ron so I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING YOU AROUND

[obumbravit]

SHIIIIIIIIIROOO I dont know transformers well but I do know Voltron. Please bug Crylo Ren. :)

[shiro2hero]

AS YOU WISH

[straightouttacarbonite]

hey what's up i play this obscure guy you've definitely never heard of :>

[obumbravit]

Yeah i dont know the extended universe very well couldnt tell you this character at all ;)

[greyate]

Welcome, Sami! I'm totally looking forward to your trash man and Jean meeting. I have a feeling it'll go totally, perfectly smoothly with no hitches at all. /yeah no that won't happen

[obumbravit]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SUPER POWERED GOODIES GO AWAY no really I love you Jean was always my favorite

[a_shadow]

Hi and welcome to the game! I'm Marti and I play Tex here from Red vs. Blue. I just wanted to let you know we have a discord server set up for game chat, which you can access here: https://discord.gg/AtxxPkB. Hope to see you in there!

[obumbravit]

Thank you! I've jumped in there :D

[knaval]

hashtag yikes

helloooo i'm jabbers and i play a bunch of nerds ren will probably instantly hate :3c it's lovely to meet you!

[obumbravit]

He is full of hate so there is plenty of hate to go around :)

[knaval]

thank god, i was worried that he might run out for a moment