saveyourserpent: (smug)

Liquid Snake | ota

[personal profile] saveyourserpent 2016-11-09 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.

2. I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

3. The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun

4. [text him!]
mttbrandlegs: <user name=xamag-undertale site=tumblr.com> (of show)

Mettaton

[personal profile] mttbrandlegs 2016-11-09 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
1. ACCIDENTALLY MADE A STRAIGHT GUY QUESTION HIS SEXUALITY AGAIN. I REALLY GOTTA WATCH MYSELF.

2. I ONCE TOOK A SHOT OF LIGHTER FLUID.. THAT'S NOT A SECRET JUST A FUCKED UP STORY

3. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND

4. THIS IS EITHER THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD OR THE WORST. STAY TUNED.

5. [Text him]
ryuuzaki: (Default)

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[personal profile] ryuuzaki 2016-11-09 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
what happened with the lighter fluid? i'm interested
mttbrandlegs: <user name=xamag-undertale site=tumblr.com> (79)

[personal profile] mttbrandlegs 2016-11-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh shit.]

ALPHYS HAD TO MAINTENANCE ME, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO INGEST LIQUIDS.

IF YOU ARE CURIOUS AS TO THE CIRCUMSTANCE, IT WAS FOR A SHOW!!


[Proof that Mettaton will do anything for the ratings. Even break himself?!?!]
mttbrandlegs: <user name=xamag-undertale site=tumblr.com> (turns you into)

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[personal profile] mttbrandlegs 2016-11-09 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
DARLING THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS HERE.

WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO? SHOOT THE DOG?

HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU CAN JUST GET THE GUN WHEN THE DOG SNEEZES?

DID YOU CONSIDER THAT MAYBE THE DOG APPRECIATES YOU FOR SAYING BLESS YOU? :)

DO YOU REALIZE HOW CUTE THAT WAS?

ETC.
prorenataa: (suit sleeve)

Adrien Arbuckal | OTA

[personal profile] prorenataa 2016-11-09 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.

2. Was it your intent last night to set a fire on the ship? With a waffle..

3. I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.

4. What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
ryuuzaki: (behaving remarkably according to type)

[personal profile] ryuuzaki 2016-11-09 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
i might have guessed

what did you think was going to happen?
mttbrandlegs: <user name=xamag-undertale site=tumblr.com> (i run the networks)

[personal profile] mttbrandlegs 2016-11-09 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL SEEING AS IT WASN'T A CONVENTIONAL LIQUID, AND IN FACT A LIQUID FUEL, I EXPECTED IT WOULDN'T POSE TOO MANY PROBLEMS!!!

MY MISTAKE. I COULDN'T DO BROADCASTS FOR ALMOST A WEEK! ALL OVER SOME LIGHTER FLUID!

OF COURSE THE RATINGS WERE PRETTY GOOD, I MUST ADMIT. ;)
ryuuzaki: (magic)

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[personal profile] ryuuzaki 2016-11-09 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
can't translate on an empty stomach.

apart from that, there was no actual fire
sketchycharacter: (strong jaw)

Nathan Drake

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2016-11-09 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
1. you're here to start shit and i'm here to light that shit on fire

2. i don't remember what you did, but i DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it

3. ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS

4. fuck you and fuck your stupid hat

5. somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying.

5. [text him!]
ryuuzaki: (cookie violence)

[personal profile] ryuuzaki 2016-11-09 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
you're lucky you didn't burn yourself from the inside out

or explode

i'd ask if you advertised beforehand, but weren't the ratings always good? the only show in town would certainly have good ratings
a_shadow: (Pleased)

[personal profile] a_shadow 2016-11-09 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a habanero pepper.

2. About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.

3. his penis is PERFECT. I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm. or knit it little hat

4. The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.

5. Text her!
Edited 2016-11-09 19:21 (UTC)
ascendit: (Default)

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[personal profile] ascendit 2016-11-09 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
look

bulldozers are a lot harder to drive than they seem
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162768)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2016-11-09 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
ok
but
why were you trying to drive it
tearsinajar: supersuits / ij (pic#10733601)

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[personal profile] tearsinajar 2016-11-09 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
please. Enlighten me. Go on.
sketchycharacter: (ow)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2016-11-09 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

i mean, you know what you did
you don't need me to tell you


[But it'd be great if she could tell him.]
otiosity: (insert shitty joke here)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-11-09 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week

2. It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.

3. I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy

4. Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.

5. I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

6. TEXT HER
prorenataa: (Oh for fuck sake)

[personal profile] prorenataa 2016-11-09 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Still. How does a waffle even get that close to being a fire?
ascendit: (Default)

[personal profile] ascendit 2016-11-09 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)

there are only so many vehicles in the hold that don't fly or have weapons

sketchycharacter: (now wait a guldarn minute)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2016-11-09 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
did you really need a vehicle that bad
ascendit: (Default)

[personal profile] ascendit 2016-11-09 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)

i wanted to practice driving

prorenataa: (dontkillemyeahIknow)

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[personal profile] prorenataa 2016-11-09 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not wearing a hat.

I look ridiculous in them.
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162748)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2016-11-09 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe someone should teach you before you start with the hands on practice
sketchycharacter: (not happy)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2016-11-09 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
that's not the point and you know it
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Default)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2016-11-09 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
wrong number

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