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thisavrou_ooc2016-11-09 11:52 am
hohnkai) wrote in thisavrou_ooc2016-11-09 11:52 am
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1. I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
2. I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
3. The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
4. [text him!]
2. I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
3. The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
4. [text him!]
1. ACCIDENTALLY MADE A STRAIGHT GUY QUESTION HIS SEXUALITY AGAIN. I REALLY GOTTA WATCH MYSELF.
2. I ONCE TOOK A SHOT OF LIGHTER FLUID.. THAT'S NOT A SECRET JUST A FUCKED UP STORY
3. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
4. THIS IS EITHER THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD OR THE WORST. STAY TUNED.
5. [Text him]
2. I ONCE TOOK A SHOT OF LIGHTER FLUID.. THAT'S NOT A SECRET JUST A FUCKED UP STORY
3. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
4. THIS IS EITHER THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD OR THE WORST. STAY TUNED.
5. [Text him]
[Oh shit.]
ALPHYS HAD TO MAINTENANCE ME, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO INGEST LIQUIDS.
IF YOU ARE CURIOUS AS TO THE CIRCUMSTANCE, IT WAS FOR A SHOW!!
[Proof that Mettaton will do anything for the ratings. Even break himself?!?!]
ALPHYS HAD TO MAINTENANCE ME, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO INGEST LIQUIDS.
IF YOU ARE CURIOUS AS TO THE CIRCUMSTANCE, IT WAS FOR A SHOW!!
[Proof that Mettaton will do anything for the ratings. Even break himself?!?!]
DARLING THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS HERE.
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO? SHOOT THE DOG?
HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU CAN JUST GET THE GUN WHEN THE DOG SNEEZES?
DID YOU CONSIDER THAT MAYBE THE DOG APPRECIATES YOU FOR SAYING BLESS YOU? :)
DO YOU REALIZE HOW CUTE THAT WAS?
ETC.
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO? SHOOT THE DOG?
HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU CAN JUST GET THE GUN WHEN THE DOG SNEEZES?
DID YOU CONSIDER THAT MAYBE THE DOG APPRECIATES YOU FOR SAYING BLESS YOU? :)
DO YOU REALIZE HOW CUTE THAT WAS?
ETC.
1. I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
2. Was it your intent last night to set a fire on the ship? With a waffle..
3. I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
4. What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
2. Was it your intent last night to set a fire on the ship? With a waffle..
3. I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
4. What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
WELL SEEING AS IT WASN'T A CONVENTIONAL LIQUID, AND IN FACT A LIQUID FUEL, I EXPECTED IT WOULDN'T POSE TOO MANY PROBLEMS!!!
MY MISTAKE. I COULDN'T DO BROADCASTS FOR ALMOST A WEEK! ALL OVER SOME LIGHTER FLUID!
OF COURSE THE RATINGS WERE PRETTY GOOD, I MUST ADMIT. ;)
MY MISTAKE. I COULDN'T DO BROADCASTS FOR ALMOST A WEEK! ALL OVER SOME LIGHTER FLUID!
OF COURSE THE RATINGS WERE PRETTY GOOD, I MUST ADMIT. ;)
1. you're here to start shit and i'm here to light that shit on fire
2. i don't remember what you did, but i DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it
3. ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
4. fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
5. somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying.
5. [text him!]
2. i don't remember what you did, but i DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it
3. ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
4. fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
5. somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying.
5. [text him!]
1. Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a habanero pepper.
2. About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
3. his penis is PERFECT. I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm. or knit it little hat
4. The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
5. Text her!
2. About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
3. his penis is PERFECT. I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm. or knit it little hat
4. The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
5. Text her!
Edited 2016-11-09 19:21 (UTC)
[...]
i mean, you know what you did
you don't need me to tell you
[But it'd be great if she could tell him.]
i mean, you know what you did
you don't need me to tell you
[But it'd be great if she could tell him.]
1. Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
2. It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
3. I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
4. Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
5. I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
6. TEXT HER
2. It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
3. I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
4. Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
5. I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
6. TEXT HER
Still. How does a waffle even get that close to being a fire?
maybe someone should teach you before you start with the hands on practice
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