+1 rage mage

[purramedic]

HELLO SAV your social justice warrior mage has arrived. please, don't everybody applaud at once.



UHHH OKAY SO BASICS. hey! i'm weasel! dear castmates and everyone who is familiar with dragon age, please forgive me for subjecting you to this bastard.

for anybody canonblind, anders is a piece of work. the tl;dr of it is his world is hardwired to hate and fear mages, and through the canon he progresses from passive-aggressive self-preserving jackass to bullheaded social justice warrior to indiscriminate barrel of fury willing to hurt innocent people to achieve his goals.

i'm taking his canon point from mid act 2, so he hasn't done The Thing yet and will be very confused and defensive if it is brought up, but i am HERE for him getting harangued about it anyway. any character is welcome to be familiar with him through the Tale of the Champion and to mercilessly harass him and/or punch him in the face. i am all about that.
ALSO OF NOTE: the ingress weirdness affected his age, so for this month he's physically awakenings-era age.

my permissions post is here, and it includes an opt-out for all interaction. if anders isn't your cup of tea, just let me know there and you will never be bothered by him. there are also opt-outs for things like magic being used on your character, sensitive subjects, and attempts by anders to flirt. because he absolutely will.

catch me on fuckweasel or discord, fuckweasel#5461!

Comments

[crowkiller]

look there is only so much room in this trash can

hi there weasel! i'm marie i play zevran and i'm very excited!!! zev is from early origins so he doesn't know about The Thing so at least anders has one less person that wants to punch him???

[purramedic]

GOOD THING THE TRASH CAN SPLIT OPEN ON THE PLANETSIDE AMIRITE

hey marie!! i'm pretty psyched myself <: positive/neutral cr is always good too! i hope we can thread. fingerguns

[readytocomply]

stumbles in here

hi! im ree and my bucky is a crau who was friends with anders in his old game. he thought anders was a cool guy and i'd love for them to meet at some point.

[purramedic]

hey ree! that would be totally cool with me!! sounds like it'll make for interesting threads and cr!

[tearsinajar]

Hihi! Welcome to the game! I'm Cass and I play Elena from the Uncharted series as well as Iron Bull from ....You know. ;) looking forward to threading with you and seeing how Bull and Anders get along.

P.s. ....Does he have his kitty?

[purramedic]

hi cass! you made it in, woo! i can definitely see it being interesting given the comparatively bland qunari anders has "met"

alas ;; pounce is still in amaranthine

[tearsinajar]

Anders best prepare to have his mind blown by this badass qunari then

Noooo sir pounce ;;

[purramedic]

bull is literally my favorite [as is every character lbh] i can't wait

Hey, there. Glad to see you made it in.

[fluidsea]

You have full permission for this fellow magic user. If Madison ever found out what Anders did in Kirkwall (unlikely but still) she'd probably lose it in a way. Though at first she'd try to be friends with him.

[purramedic]

HEY FAM!!!

he might get to that point with canon updates, but i can't say for sure! these two seem to get along well elsewhere so i'm sure magic will be another good bonding point for them c:

[fluidsea]

That is true.

What exactly is Anders' canon point? And can't imagine Fenris will be too pleased to see Anders... (Yes, I spied the acceptance on the apps page.)

[purramedic]

BUT since varric is here and apparently there's a copy [COPIES??] of his book that have been going around i mean there's a chance she'll find out anyway SOOO

he's pretty soon after his personal quest in act 2. and yesss i am excited to see how that plays out.

[fluidsea]

Hehe.

Am I evil if I say I wish his canon point was endgame?

[purramedic]

nah, not evil, heheh, i just wanted to mix it up a bit from other games

[harderfasterwrecker]

Oh look. My literal favorite.

I AM SO EXCITE. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW CR WITH MY ROBOT WOULD WORK BUT MAN I DO NOT EVEN CARE I AM JUST EXCITED TO SEE ANDERS IN GAME I LOVE HIM.

My name's shelly and I play a very angry transformer named Whirl. NICE TO MEET YOU!

[purramedic]

YOOO OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE EXCITED i can stop pretending like i hate him now

i am totally canonblind but HIT ME THE FUCK UP SHELLY!! the cr that starts with "what the actual fuck" is the BEST cr.

[harderfasterwrecker]

HE IS MY FAVORITE AND I LOVE HIS TERRIBLE WONDERFUL PA SELF

Fun fact: Whirl basically made the Anders of his world Do The Thing, while he himself was horribly mutilated by the people who were doing the oppressing. So. I think any conversation anyone from his verse gets into with Anders will be hilarious and terrible. IDW verse is very politics heavy and the autobot decepticon war is basically DA inquisition. Not even kidding. Transformers got deep in the comics.

SO BASICALLY HAVING ANDERS IN GAME IS A TINY BIT OF A BARBIE DREAM BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO TALK TO THE DECEPTICONS SO BAD.

[purramedic]

steeples my filthy sinning fingers

this sounds glorious

[sketchycharacter]

Hi Weasel! Welcome to the game! I'm Jaina and I play Nathan Drake from Uncharted. I myself am delighted to have Anders here, so please don't get it as my personal feelings when Nate here gives him the side-eye. He's besties with Hawke and has read Varric's book, sooooo yeah. (As if he has much reason to criticize, he's definitely destroyed more buildings than Anders has.)

[purramedic]

hey jaina! i fully expect hawke's buddies to squint loudly at this guy, no worries here! i look forward to it <:

[takeitslow]

Hi, I'm Hattie. I play Peter Maximoff from the X-Men movies and The Girl from Danger Days/The Fabulous Killjoys. I'm not familiar with the canon but Anders sounds interesting.

Welcome to the game!

[purramedic]

hey hattie! i'm canonblind to the latter but always up for playing off strange characters.

thank you! <:

[hawkethat]

AWKWARD FUNTIMES AHEAD

Once Hawke realizes he now looks way older than he actually is he will be doubly upset by Anders' second chance at glorious youth

this gon' be good c:

[purramedic]

rip in pieces

so sorry mr. rc cola you can look but you can't touch [yes you can]

[hawkethat]

rip in pieces

too bad, he already did tap that, and then u broke his heart, anders!! have fun wondering What Could Have Been!!!!

(I can't wait for all of this aaaaaaa)

[purramedic]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HAWKE I DID NOTHING

sweet baby jesus me neither

[hawkethat]

OH SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CALLING IT NOW

this is going to be so good.

and by good i mean bad.

so, so good

[squadgoals]

Hello bioware brother than I am strangely canonblind to, please shower me with your garbage

Also, welcome weasel!! My name is Xan, and I'm on Plurk over at nijikai, and you're gonna have a blast here. :D

[purramedic]

same honestly?? bring it on

thank u xan! added on plurk <:

[liberaltus]

Oh good, we needed more mages! Preferably ones that do not smell like dog.

Name is Laz and I play this sassy fashionista.

[purramedic]

you know it. and hey, you're lucky, you missed the cat piss era too!

yesss, dorian! nice to meet you laz <:

[liberaltus]

Yes, cat piss is worse than dog stink. Clearly Dorian has never kept pets. All of the smells.

Nice to meet you too weasel and Dorian will probably be the last to judge Anders.

[a_shadow]

Hi and welcome to the game! I'm Marti and I play Tex here from Red vs. Blue. Sorry for the lateness on the welcome but I just wanted to let you know we have a discord server set up for game chat, which you can access here: https://discord.gg/AtxxPkB. Hope to see you in there!

[purramedic]

hey marti! thanks for the link! <:

[a_shadow]

You're welcome!