+1 Rich Loser

[buyeverything]

Hey hi howdy, everyone! I'm Maus and I've been enabled by a certain cast of some video game about uncharted things or cities and such. With me I've brought some rich white boy antagonist named Rafe Adler. He's a little asshole and has been brought in right after his death, which is totally his own fault cause he doesn't know how to stop drop and roll.

Can't wait to get started here and get into shenanigans with everyone!

Also poke me on my plurk if you want!

Comments

[sketchycharacter]

oh my god what a perfect image

I'M SO! EXCITED! FOR RAFE TO BE ALL BUTTMAD ABOUT DEATH MY SQUISH AND FOR NATE TO HAVE NOT THE FAINTEST IDEA WHY

[buyeverything]

I had to find the perfect one okay, I saw it and was like. Yes. This is the one.

HE IS SUPER BUTTMAD. LIKE. SO BUTTMAD. HIS BUTT IS MAD AS HELL.

[sketchycharacter]

Shoulda let him take his brother and run

[buyeverything]

N A H

[sketchycharacter]

Then he'll have to live with the squish

or, you know

not >D

[buyeverything]

Or learn to step to the side. Or roll.

[sketchycharacter]

Nate clearly knows that second one much better

[buyeverything]

Rub it in you jerk.

[sketchycharacter]

Okay!

[buyeverything]

[tearsinajar]

Oh. Dear.

[buyeverything]

Hey gurl hey.

[tearsinajar]

What wouldcha like to do with the tdm bruh

[buyeverything]

If you're okay with it we can use it? y/y?

[tearsinajar]

Y. I'll hit it up tonight c:

[buyeverything]

o/

Perfect.

[takeitslow]

Hello, I'm Hattie. I play Peter Maximoff from X-Men and the Girl from Danger Days. It's so great we're getting a bigger Uncharted cast!

Welcome to the game!

[buyeverything]

Hello! I've seen the X-Men movies so I know Peter :3 and Girl I've played off or seen in games before so I know of her too. I'm super excited to be a part of such a huge cast tbh, it's not something I'd ever thought would happen.

[oldforthis]

/POINTS AT EYES POINTS AT YOU

[buyeverything]

water u gonna do u old shit

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Well dang.

He is handsome.

Hello Maus and welcome to our game! I'm Jenni and I play J from series All About J. She's a lovely lady who sometimes has pretty rude mouth but dang, does she love handsome men. Especially when they're rich.

I can't wait to see Rafe around in the action!

[buyeverything]

Can't be a rich white boy if you're not handsome too, it's just part of the package deal. Sadly being rich won't do anything for him here, whoops. He'll get over it. Maybe. Nope.

And awww yes, lovely ladies with rude mouths can be so fun though. Thanks for the welcome, Jenni! I'm excited to start doing things with him, it's going to be interesting as he's physically aged down to when he was twenty and haha time shenanigans even more messed up with his cast.

[otiosity]

Hello!

My name is Ru and I play Hawke from Dragon Age here. Super excited to see Rafe. Every ship needs a rich angry manbaby! Anyway, Hawke and Nate are besties and so I'm sure she'll be thrown together with him and be encouraged to give him shit. Which she will gladly do

[buyeverything]

Howdy, Ru! I've totally maybe read some threads between Nate and Hawke and I look forward to her and Rafe shenanigans. Just. Give it to him straight girl. Aka give him the hardest time ever.

[prorenataa]

Maus ...

Playing a shitlord.

I'm shocked I tell you, utterly shocked.

[buyeverything]

I'm trying something new this time. Totally.

Yep.

So new. So fresh.

[squadgoals]

wadding hip-deep through uncharteds, how many more charts do you guys have

Also, welcome Maus!! My name is Xan, and I'm on Plurk over at nijikai, and you're gonna have a blast here. :D

[buyeverything]

There are moooooore wahahaha, always more!

And thanks Xan! I'm hoping so!

[a_shadow]

Hi and welcome to the game! I'm Marti and I play Tex here from Red vs. Blue. Sorry for the lateness on the welcome but I just wanted to let you know we have a discord server set up for game chat, which you can access here: https://discord.gg/AtxxPkB. Hope to see you in there!

[buyeverything]

Never too late for a welcome! And thanks for the info, I may pop in there, I've never used Discord, but could be time to give it a shot.

[a_shadow]

You're welcome!

[deconstruct]

SCREECH, IT'S MAUS. Yo dude, this is Jen, I played Jack from ME and Carver Hawke back in Counted Stars like 8 million years ago. I THOUGHT I NEW THAT PLURK NAME.

also i'm sorry for everything that andyr is, he's a butthead

[buyeverything]

HOWDY. Was I in that game? Man I don't even remember haha, but I know we've totally played in games before a billion years ago!

And pfff don't worry, Rafe is a butthead too. So it works.

[deconstruct]

MAYBE??? shit, it might have been another game, idk, i just remember it being a bioware thing 8T did you know ashe and fei and/or mitsu? i remember one of them at one point being like And This Is Maus And Maus Is The Best and then like a week later I was like holy shit Maus is the best, the end

im so old, help me and my senile rp brain

cries oh good, that works out

[buyeverything]

It's hard getting old fff cause I've been in so many games and RP'd with so many people i'm like wait maybe yes no what. And all those names sound familiar, I'm sorry I'm the worst and don't honestly remember clearly.

gives both of our old rp brains a vacation

He's an antagonist in a video game, he's a trash lord. Never feel bad being an ass to him.