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Guess what, Savrou?It's highly likely that things are going to explode worse than they already have. I've decided to bring Varric Tethras into the game.Varric isn't a bad guy, but he and Hawke tend to get into loads of trouble together. Once upon a time they went on an adventure, and in that adventure they basically turned a madwoman Templar into a super madwoman. Good times? Great times. 

Varric is taken from shortly after the end of Inquisition (probably after a really drunken celebration). He tends not to care much about wordly conflicts unless his bestie is involved (in which case, he'll take her side). Varric also has what some might call an unhealthy obsession with his crossbow, Bianca. It's definitely taken a turn for the weird, as she's literally fused to his back at the moment. Fun shit. 

As for me, my name is Asher. I'm a recent college grad dude with way too much time on his hands. If you want to chat at me, let me know! I can be reached here if you're interested in plurk, at Ashstriferous#9890 on Discord, or via private messaging. 

I look forward to getting to know all of you.