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[nicearsenal]

Hey all! Luce here. Sadly had to let Evie go as I just couldn't get to grips with here, but I'm not buggering off just yet, I'm having another go with a slightly more modern character.

Soo... say hello the magnificent Chloe Frazer and her equally magnificent arse.

Chloe comes fresh from Syria mid-Uncharted 3 after trying to be the only sane person on a bus trying not to enable someone from going on a deadly dangerous mission in Yemen. Nathan.

I know that Chloe was here previously, but unfortunately she will have no memory of this, so if your character had CR with her previously and you'd like a reunion, let me know! She'll be confused as hell but hey, that's what makes it fun, right?

Looking forward to getting her out there! As always, happy to make new friends on Plurk LuceButNotLiterally too.

Comments

[sketchycharacter]

I missed this ass

[nicearsenal]

Just as planned

[tearsinajar]

Hi5!!

[nicearsenal]

Like this you mean?

[tearsinajar]

Yep! Going in the journal.

[nicearsenal]

Look at that dweeb behind ruining our swag though

ew

[tearsinajar]

Always wrecking it for the cool chicks.

Ew.

[nicearsenal]

He should just stand in a corner and look pretty

[tearsinajar]

He looks pretty already but still.

[nicearsenal]

Well I guess that's true. He can have a pass.

For now.

[tearsinajar]

For now......

[nicearsenal]

Until he messes up

As he is prone to do

[tearsinajar]

Well. So far so good. They haven't had any drama lately other than kids knocking her out and her adopting them oops

[nicearsenal]

....that seems like a not at all abnormal and well adjusted, sensible informed decision, Elena.

[tearsinajar]

e_e

[nicearsenal]

You two are getting matching cones of shame and a spray bottle for Christmas

[tearsinajar]

Surprised they don't have either of that shit already tbqh

[nicearsenal]

Chloe and Sully will just be there. With popcorn. Shaking their heads sadly

[tearsinajar]

Like home sweet home.

[nicearsenal]

In spaaaaaaaace

[sketchycharacter]

you're fired from this friendship

[nicearsenal]

don't act like you don't love it

[fluidsea]

This post just reminded me to get the Uncharted Collection after Christmas. I'm Kyle, who has been replying to nearly EVERY awesome new character that came in along with Madison aka my character.

[nicearsenal]

Yes, do it, it's so much fun, and the multiplayer in 4 is just a delight for the dance taunts alone. Hours of fun.

Hi Kyle!

[efficacy]

I really need to play these games asap just for all these fierce ladies!!

[nicearsenal]

Oh man, yes, you should, they're all delightful and at some point next year Chloe's getting the lead in the new dlc with the biggest badass in Uncharted 4 who is also an amazingly fierce lady.

Plus there's very pretty eye candy:

[efficacy]

Ooh, that sounds excellent, I need to check that out. C:

LMAO what is he wearing? I'm suddenly reminded of Skyrim....

[nicearsenal]

I am so excited for it, you have no idea.

The best thing about multiplayer is that you get goofy costumes, and in the latest update the fans have finally been rewarded with... that. And it's magical. He's the least dressed out of everyone, including the ladies.

Also I am so chuffed to see Pepper, hooray for badass ladies who wear the trousers.

[efficacy]

Oh my g o d. That's amazing.

Ty, the world needs more ladies like that. They should all have a club in Savrou.

[nicearsenal]

Who needs a club, they need to take over the ship

We can rebuild it. We have the technology.

And by we I mean Pepper and by technology I mean her main squeeze and source of exasperation

[tearsinajar]

Wow no. Now that these two are in, elena can have her own club with these two badasses who take no shit

[nicearsenal]

Which is why the badasses crack whips and get the genius playboy philanthropists to do the heavy lifting and hand dirtying work

And Nate can dress in furry knickers and bring them all daiquiris

[tearsinajar]

And mimosas please.

[buyeverything]

I'm so happy there's so much Uncharted here.

And man Chloe really does have a nice ass.

[nicearsenal]

Hands down, best butt in the series bar none.

Except maybe the yaks.

And I am so excited for the cast explosion this round it's going to be so good.

[buyeverything]

Definitely! #1 Uncharted booty. Though Rafe has a nice bum too, but it could never match Chloe's.

Saaame, I know I'm new here, but I'd never had thought there would be a cast this huge.

[otiosity]

Hello! My name is Ru and I play Hawke here who is Nate's bestie and she is super excited to see he has a hot lady friend with a nice ass.

[nicearsenal]

Hi Ru! Chloe's ass and Chloe herself will be glad for the attention. Plus I'm pretty sure we can combine their powers for good to make Nate's life more fun. And by 'more fun' I mean for the ladies, Nate will be miserable.

I absolutely need to get back into Dragon Age, when I last played it I was blissfully ignoring the Blight in favour of smooching Alistair at every opportunity and trying to get Morrigan to be my friend but damn it, I care about what happens to other people and she just hates that.

At least my dog Spot likes me.

[oldforthis]

THANK GOD HE WAS BEGINNING TO THINK HE HAD THE ONLY SEXY ASS HERE

[nicearsenal]

TRULY THE GREATEST ASS OF A GENERATION