thisavrou_ooc | +1 Beard

'Sup, Savrou, it is I, Kiwi, the mastermind behind your resident Sad Lizard Dad, bringing in a second asshole for fun and profit!*

This one's name is Garrett Hawke, and he's from that one video game about the Age of Dragons. He's either an AU version of the already in-game Hawke OR possibly her twin who died sometime after birth in her timeline.

Look, their younger siblings are twins, and fraternal twins run in families, that's all I'm sayin'.

The following Tumblr image is a brief character summary, to help those unfamiliar with the franchise get a feel for him:

I'm actually bringing him into this game directly from a previous game, so he's already got some "alternate universe/timeline" experience. Previously he had an enlightening but miserable stay in a fairy tale land called Loria, where he didn't have any magic whatsoever and attempted to fight a dragon one time. The dragon won but that's an unimportant detail that nobody needs to know. So he's really going to love having his magic back for one week, only to lose it yet again the following week!

(That last sentence is a lie: he's actually not going to love that at all.)

He's also being physically aged up about 10 years or so and sporting some very distinguished-looking grey hairs, which he will find very upsetting once it's pointed out to him. So someone please feel free to point it out ASAP.

HMU at

gundamkiwi on Plurk for shenannigans or plots!

*There is no profit, because this is journal RP where high time commitments only ever result in tears and/or laughter.

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WHY DO YOU HAVE A DICK

WHY ARE YOU SO FIXATED ON MY DICK

BECAUSE IT SHOULDN'T BE THERE! IT SHOULD BE, YOU KNOW. THE OPPOSITE.

are you sure you don't want to bang lady-me

because this fixation on my genitals is starting to get really suspicious

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UUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/flutters lashes at

/smoochy faces at

hey bb how u doin' '3'

they'll never find your body

???

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why is that messy lady suddenly a hobo man.

j is confused :(

Because sometimes, when life is very hard on a person, it changes them into something completely unrecognizable

S H R U G

nah it actually makes more sense that hawke would be this weird bearded hobo as a man instead of motion picture dreamboat.

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kicks down the door

I'M HERE FOR DUMB CR

DUMB CR yes good

I would like to propose they chat and bond over mutual alcoholism and probably other astonishing commonalities for a while before Tony finds out who he is, because for whatever reason I find that scenario hilarious.

oh my god

yes

Tony can be like INCREDIBLE, I GET ALONG WITH TWO WHOLE UNIQUE HUMAN BEINGS

and then................ . . . .

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Yesss, more Hawkes :3 Pepper is only just getting to know lady!Hawke, she'll be confused to find out there's another one.

Pepper! \o/

At least she's not going to be unfairly biased against him? Right??? ;w;

No, she'll actually give him a chance. Come on guys, let's all be frands!! Or at least civil.

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We're getting a male Mage Hawke too? Excellent. *rubs hands in anticipation*

Or hi. I'm Kyle someone whose very knowledgeable about most Bioware games from KOTOR to Dragon Age. I play this Power Ranger character named Madison 'Maddie' Rocca, and she also uses magic. Just differently. Water/liquid magic plus able to turn into a giant mermaid-esque robot. Mystic Force is WEIRD.

Hi Kyle!

That...water magic sure does sound like a trip. Looking forward to seeing it in action! c:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH GREY HAIR 8C

IT MAKES HAWKE LOOK OLD :C

WELL GEE THAT SURE IS TERRIBLE FOR YOU ISNT IT

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Oh no, no. Not two of you. One must return from whence they came!

Of course Dorian will be delighted to point out his distinguished grey locks and he will then provide a solution to your problem. And all of the problems with your beard.

Like Hawke's going to listen to grooming advice from someone who looks like a skinny black worm crawled out of his nose and got suffocated by oil!!

And by that I mean come at me bro!!!

It's going to be like that is it? Will they score high on facial hair rivalry? But the big question is what to call you, he already has a Hawke.

[Adds to things I must achieve list!]

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