SHADY CHARACTERS ASSEMBLE

[sketchycharacter]

With Arc II about to begin and the crew members having to find new lines of work, a few of us thought it might be useful for those with characters who are likely to get involved in shady/less-than-legal business to have a place to exchange information. Basically, the planets might be big but the underworld is probably somewhat smaller.

So! If it applies to your character, reply to this post with what brand of shadiness they're going to be into, any moral restrictions they have, and anything else you want to share. Possibly we can make connections between characters who don't already have them, as shady peers or connections. Not so much plotting as pre-plotting.

Comments

Nathan Drake

[sketchycharacter]

Between the treasure hunting gigs back home, Nate paid the bills as a thief for hire. He's very good at breaking into places and getting away clean, despite having zero lockpicking skills, and works well as part of a team. He will not kill someone to get the job done (unless they're going to kill him first), but his clients don't need to be squeaky clean people. Obviously.

Marian Hawke

[otiosity]

Hawke acts as a mercenary for hire that's often not smart enough to ask for half upfront (or maybe she's bored and just wants an excuse to get into trouble). Hawke does anything from finding lost kids, to saving people trapped in caves, to clearing monsters out of areas, to straight up murdering people that she agrees are indeed assholes who need to die. Hawke avoids harming kids and animals but doesn't seem super concerned about seriously harming or injuring assholes. ALSO SHE'S NOT AT ALL SUBTLE OR COVERT.

[sketchycharacter]

> ALSO SHE'S NOT AT ALL SUBTLE OR COVERT.

This is why she's not automatically on his thief team.

[otiosity]

I mean she could be if she wanted to but where's the fun in that.

Band-aids?

[prorenataa]

Not so much shady dealings though I have a couple of plot ideas up my sleeve but will anybody need bandaging up, on the down low from the local authorities?

River Tam

[highlyintuitive]

River has a transport ship called The Lantern and a lot of experience in doing occasionally less-than-legal smuggling jobs. She's likely to fall back on this and will definitely be looking to pick up some reliable ruffians to help out with things. Anyone who signs on is welcome to live on the Lantern if they'd like. SHE WILL DEFINITELY BE ADVERTISING THAT SHE'S HIRING

caveat: she is a psychic shit and your character will have to be comfortable with her possibly picking up surface thoughts

Arno Dorian

[cockade]

DID SOMEONE SAY PASSING AROUND INFORMATION DISCREETLY? /slaps hands down eagerly Arno is your go-to man :U

It's canon for him to set up his own network of people to pass on information/spy on shit that may seem out of the ordinary or detrimental to the people. He has plans of eventually building his own place on one of the two planets (provided the worlds don't go to shit before that), but he's also incredibly handy in being subtle with information, passing things along to other persons, and also good at avoiding questions about himself.

Sometimes.

If anyone is in need of someone to act as a median for information or chat with him about subtle shit or just be like HEY CAN WE TALK he'll easily help where he can!

Harry Flynn

[flynnitomite]

Flynn's a thief and treasure hunter but honestly mostly the former. You'll want him on your team as a lockpick, lookout, and someone who plans ahead for what could go wrong.

As for doing the heavy lifting during the heist ... well, ok he'll do it if he must. Which is to say he can be rather lazy and apathetic but eh. He'll still get the job done, but he'll complain about it the whole way.

Has no compunction about offing someone and/or betraying them if he finds it to be in his best interests (which to be clear: he won't turn on people willy-nilly for the sake of being a turncoat; if it happens there will be a reason).

Also fun at parties.

[flynnitomite]

YOU BLEW UP A TRAIN HOW DO YOU GET TO PASS JUDGEMENT ON SUBTLETY

[otiosity]

YEAH.

EAT A BUTT NATE.

[sketchycharacter]

THE TRAIN WAS NOT A HEIST MISSION, HE WAS NOT GOING FOR SUBTLE

[sketchycharacter]

only elena's

[otiosity]

no a gross one

[otiosity]

I feel like Hawke and Flynn have great potential to be the thief/mercenary who don't wanna do nothin but gotta do it and it sucks!!

J

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

So, as some of you might remember, J was one of the founders for the semi secret speakeasy on Moira. And you bet she's into more shady business. I have my plans pretty much all over the place but here's some:

A CLUB. That's where the activity is going to take place. In canon J used to be club singer although it's hinted she did more background work for it than she was given credit. So instead of selling just beer, she's looking for a place where she can start performing again. This would mean that there's plenty of jobs for other characters if anyone's interested/looking for some.

But behind the closed doors/under the counter, she'd be selling stolen goods (and maybe drugs? she still got plenty and wants to get rid of them). Overall, I'd like her to be a dealer of some sorts? Someone that people can bring their treasures/hauls and she'll trade them for something else and sell forward etc. Also, she made her business to keep tabs on people when they were still on Moira (her official position was Personnel officer) so I'd like to put that use and have her work as middleman when it comes to looking for right people. Example; person x needs a thing and j tells them to go to y.

:D

[flynnitomite]

YOU WERE HEISTING MY SORT OF GIRLFRIEND YOU ASS

[flynnitomite]

He would be quite happy to have inane, quippy conversations with her while Nate does the hard work

chara

[inconsequence]

They're going to be living with Frisk and Asriel so they need a job with some steadiness to it. They've got very few moral restrictions - merc work, theft, trade, security work, whatever needs doing, they'll do it. Only limitations is that, for all their posturing and mature outlook they're like ten. Good at killing, but like ten.

Zevran Arainai

[crowkiller]

Eyyyyyy he does this shady shit for a living yo. Need someone to spy? A thief? Or do you just not like someone and need them gone?

GUESS WHAT HE IS GREAT AT ALL THAT. murder for hire right here. He just can't pick locks for shit for pray everything is unlocked.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

come to work for j you awful child

[pillz]

Kavinsky will be here for booze/counterfeit object/etc. creation!! In exchange for dubious favors. I reckon he can make anything from cars to fake, non-functioning Ingress parts, exotic pets, etc. He'll definitely want something to keep him busy whenever he isn't boiling over hatred and interpersonal problems.

ANYHOW this is a great idea as per usual. Both great ideas. Hope we can get some CR out of it.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

kavinsky is really there just to be j's royal fool.

Badou Nails

[brokeassgoing]

need to blackmail your cat into staying at home for once and not fucking off to your neighbors for food instead? need to know who the biggest bad is or what color someone's undies are (maybe......)?
this info broker is probably your guy
hes all kinds of shady and willing to be discreet
he will also be doing odd jobs on the side

[sketchycharacter]

not subtly though

[sketchycharacter]

Adrien is Nate's #1 choice for shady doctors. He figures listening to any lectures the doc wants to give is part of the payment.